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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

38,158 notes - 12 May 2013

toohappygetatme:

officialdeadparrot:

happyllamacrazyllama:

spacecamps:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party

actually most do because they’re so convenient

easy measurements

FILL IT WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE

175,845 notes - 5 May 2013

smoteymote:

adriofthedead:

nerdsrme:

ichigen:

littlebats:

maragidyne:

thefucksidontgive:

moesuckra:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.

LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.

this is

I can’t

what

yes

my brain is

WHAT

LMFAO

CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD.

The editing was amazing! XD

Sweet mother of God.

Get. On. My. Blog

holy shit

that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha

90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.

99,016 notes - 1 May, 2013

meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

128,465 notes - 1 May 2013

7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: Bruh

112,603 notes - 29 April 2013

I need a Cinderfella

- 23 April 2013